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Word Demotivational Poster


SEMPER FI - YOU HAVE MY WORD, I'LL ALWAYS BE TO YOU.


TAGS: semper fi you word
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by almarpa

Ed-Hyde - August 4, 2010, 7:21 am
I wonder if my friend erica painted that.
almarpa - August 3, 2010, 2:29 pm
Nice to know that! Enjoy!
GySgt1811 - August 3, 2010, 12:28 pm
My favorite uniform of the day; Dress Blues, tennis shoes, and a light coat of oil.


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Damn you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


BOILED CABBAGE -


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~


JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by BMatt

Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


ETYMOLOGY -


TAGS: word origin humor poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Silverheart - July 21, 2017, 7:08 pm

Fun with words! I lol'd
lgvernon - January 30, 2015, 10:56 pm

Smart girl.
rerun - January 30, 2015, 8:01 pm

My visual aids refuses to come to those parties with me.
lgvernon - January 30, 2015, 7:45 pm

Did you read the description text? You'll laugh. I promise!
Oldsod - January 30, 2015, 7:14 pm
That is amazing...5 L-Cups!


COMMON WORD ERRORS -


TAGS: poster rejection word errors
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 2:22 am
Seen something similar in the book "9 Reasons to Punch a Dolphin." They gave some interesting/humorous examples to remember these grammatical rules. I highly recommended that book, bwahahaha!


THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE SWORD... -


TAGS: savages sword gun stoneage
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

RonE - April 30, 2011, 10:11 am
Cool, thanks for the replay, was just curious is all. Mucho appreciated. Seems it is more of a make the intent clear by association and/or by explanation. Makes sense. Sorry bout the added fuss.
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 8:41 am
Rational is when the regs make fun it's playful mate we all know Im joking when i make fun about someone's heritage, but when someone we don't know comes along spewing racism, it's bad, really bad.
Reality Lord - April 30, 2011, 8:17 am

and with that folks, maybe we can move it along from this thread. nothing to see here....just a dead body is all.
Greeny - April 30, 2011, 7:42 am
The rationale RonE, is the distinction between entertainment and hate... intent is everything
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:33 am
I think I should clarify why? Been following for a while, just prefer to understand what is and is not acceptable before I even attempt to submit anything. Gotta have a feel for a place/people and that does not happen going to a site once or twice.
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:19 am
Pardon me, I know this should be a dead issue, but... I don't see much difference between WillH's comments and many of the comments regulars make here. Not trying to stir the puddin' but as a follower of this site I'd like to understand the rationale.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:20 am
That's not sarcasm......Seriously well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:19 am
Well played grandpa.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:12 am

Sorry. Usually banning is a private matter. This member disrespected so many people I felt his fate should be public. I am sure he will resurface uner another name.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:10 am

Hi WillH, welcome to motifake WillH, what WillH? You like hearing WillH spoken here? Guess what WillH? Oh, sorry WillH. I guess WillH status here will prevent WillH from reading this. Too bad. WillH sure if fun to type. Good bye WillH. WillH is banned.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:45 am
By the way, the poster's fine. Nice play on words.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:42 am
"jealousy" ... say what?
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:54 pm
Oh, and I never thought you could say "Will" with a lisp until today.
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
He is at least mentally. It is somewhat fun to see these critters pop their head up now and then. Soon the mole will be whacked with the banhammer, then we wait for the next one.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:34 pm
Good God man, i hope for the sake of everyone that you are 12.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:33 pm
Well isn't it nice when we refer to a fellow motifake user as a sicko towel-head Idiot who is jealous... good thing we don't take online things personally, you would do well not to go around being passive aggressive.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:32 pm
Sorry did not get past my name. I love seeing people use my name. Thanks.
Feasibly - April 29, 2011, 11:26 pm
WillH's comments serve as a good example of why it would be nice to have a questionaire for potential new members to have to answer prior to becoming a member. For example: Does the term "towel head" strike you as being funny? If they answer, yes. oopsy
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:25 pm
thats ok WillH, they make sick posters and comments about women on here and thats ok, its not "racist" just idiotic and a show of jealousy of them.
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:24 pm
lol... married...and loyal. =)
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:21 pm
I don't see it as a racist term. I do like the some what personal attack. I think you can do better.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 11:13 pm
It's a racist term. And do you see a "towel head" in the pic, moron?
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:04 pm
Where is the race card being played? I just talked about their favorite head gear.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 10:59 pm
Drop dead, racist. Now.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 10:43 pm
Shoot all those towel headed bastards
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 9:28 pm
rough me up baby
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 6:28 pm
as always Sniper--- perfecto. 5 slashes for u.
TheOne - April 29, 2011, 5:44 pm
Nice
Airman - April 29, 2011, 12:35 pm
lol
crankyhead - April 29, 2011, 11:17 am
Fanta5tic
Greeny - April 29, 2011, 7:04 am
5 all the way!
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:58 am

lol5


PROVERB - Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.




9 W0RDS WOMEN USE -


TAGS: words women list motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:33 pm
Omygod... This is my mom!! And my gf! and me! Gah!!
Roadki11uk - December 4, 2009, 4:50 am
I'd like to add "thanks a lot" Definitely not to be confused with "thanks" more a you are going to PAY for that one.... 5L
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 1:15 am
Slowly but surely, they come in and down-rate perfection. And with 1 or 2Ls, no less. What the hell?
ronsart - December 2, 2009, 12:39 pm
wife now going around all day saying...whatever...go figure...lol
Ed-Hyde - December 2, 2009, 10:53 am
Yea, my number 6 is "I guess." This list is why I say thank you every morning to my wife. For allowing me to wake up.
erock - December 2, 2009, 12:20 am
their
erock - December 2, 2009, 12:19 am
this is great. they should give this to guys during there engagements so they can learn how to dodge those bullets early. 5 lions too you!
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:47 pm
Let's not forget "I have a headache" - that one is a much deeper sign than just "not tonight"
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 10:43 pm
This is gospel! 5 Whatevers on...um...opposite day.
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 9:56 pm
Perfect Ron. 5 all the way...
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:17 pm
"why would I care?" is my wife's version of "that's ok". Never mind that she does care enough to murder me in my sleep if I go ahead and do the thing she "doesn't care" about. I think every husband a a different version of #6, but these are all dead on.
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:13 pm
5 nights on the couch for you!
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:12 pm
"Do what ever you want" is the land mine I always find
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:09 pm
5 "Yes Dear's!!". Only one other phrase I hear not there..."Don't you even THINK about trying to put THAT in there.................that goes in the recycling bin"


SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.


TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Oliver Henaine

DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am
BOO! if wolverine can talk shit to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!


thepenisinhermouth -


TAGS: words
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 6:03 pm
Of COURSE that's not how I read it! Its ME! 5 L for bustin' me cold with that! 5 LOL lions!
GaryO - August 19, 2015, 10:51 am
O-h-h-h-h-h...5 Looks


SWORD IN THE STONE -


TAGS: sword stone democracy
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Ashson

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:01 pm
Challenge accepted!
spanko1 - February 2, 2012, 3:06 pm
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


WORDS TO LIVE BY - May the gods of gaming smile upon you.


TAGS: words gaming ctrl alt del comics
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:25 am
and whatever you shall bind on earth will be bound in heaven. so timmy you are banned from heaven
boeweizer - November 7, 2009, 2:25 am
srry this is gunn be long You hold the keys, and to whomever you open it is opened, and to whomever you close it is closed. This is what the good gentle Jesus said to Peter, whose place you take: 'Whatever you shall loose on earth will be loosed in heave
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 5:43 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAA So it is written...so it shall be done.


A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .


TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.


T E A R S - Are the Words that the Heart can't Express...


TAGS: tear word heart express
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 1:00 pm
Dang... And all these days I thought the slogan of this site was "The Original DEMOTIVATIONAL Poster Community"...
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:58 pm
ok man, stop putting so much emotional stuff. The site's supposed to be funny not sad


CHILDREN - The worst kind of STD


TAGS: child std word kind
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Florisb

spacedog - October 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
If you had cropped the photo to remove the jar you could have reached a new level of yuck.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:35 pm
Don't let Canada's dog anywhere near this kid right now!!!


TRUST THE TRUTH -




MORMON TOURETTES -




ACCOUNTABILITY -


TAGS: wording might be bad but the meters good
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - November 9, 2010, 5:50 pm
Nice.


THE PEN - ... DEFINITELY Mightier Than The Sword


TAGS: pen gun mightier sword
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Rick69

holymoly - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm
I worked for a guy who brought one back from Afghanistan. 9mm I think.Called an "Assassin's Pen" Very cool
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 1:33 pm
He he he... If you really wanted one, you could probably search on youtube to make one yourself or even buy one from "not so legal websites". Personally, I think everyone would be better off without one, though !
abraaz - January 6, 2012, 8:29 am
Ditto.
rerun - January 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

I want one of these


WORDS THAT RIPPED MY HEART OUT -


TAGS: words heart love pain sorrow
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by mdr80

Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:37 pm
Posts like this from a first timer? genius 5L's Oh and brother we've all been there.
mdr80 - March 1, 2012, 10:36 am
Thank you, kind sir
ughomer - March 1, 2012, 8:23 am
Comical, but so true.
mdr80 - February 29, 2012, 6:02 pm
thank you all, this is my first submission, very exciting
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 5:58 pm
this has been said to me before. 5L
carebear - February 29, 2012, 5:14 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - February 29, 2012, 5:04 pm
Eeek. . . Well played, Mdr, very well played. . .
mariand - February 29, 2012, 12:10 pm
yup...very nice
Reality Lord - February 29, 2012, 7:33 am

oh ouch...nice
Verdeckt - February 29, 2012, 6:34 am
Nice


PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.


TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


WORDPLAY - It's not what you say, it's how you say it.


TAGS: yoda wordplay
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:55 am
She SUED? I mean, I see how someone with a ten-foot pole up their ass might be pissed about that, but suing is a little extreme, don't you think? Or it should be at least... *sigh*
Player_Meyer - September 30, 2009, 11:32 am
Look what I found


ALL LIVES MATTER! -




EVERYBODY KNOWS -


TAGS: bird is the word
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

NickelinDimer - July 19, 2016, 8:35 pm
Well, papa-oomah-maw-maw!
NickelinDimer - December 23, 2015, 1:11 am
Sean - So did Pee-Wee Herman, on the "Back to the Beach" soundtrack... Yet no-one acknowledges that!
Sean - February 18, 2011, 4:55 pm
The Ramones covered this song (Surfin' Bird) on one of their early albums. Their version is almost as good as this poster. Great.
Breannainn - February 17, 2011, 11:52 pm
lol, oh god damnit. First thing I saw when I logged on. Just had dinner. Stomach hurts from laughing. 5 lions.


PROTECTION -


TAGS: life time female joke quote double entende password virus free
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:55 pm
Im more worried about how much spam is in it
Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:03 am
Check the login count.
Chateux - July 22, 2009, 10:54 am
Great!
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 5:23 pm
giuilo...That's a 5 Poodler


HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


BISHOP -


TAGS: mexican word day stairs bishop fall
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

ICEMAN - March 26, 2011, 2:18 am
Classic.
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 9:53 am
LMAO good one ... lets just call it lazy Spanish
Scorpio7 - February 7, 2009, 9:10 am
In actuality, there are no "Mexican" words at all. This series of insults should be titled, "SPANISH Word Of The Day."


A DRUNK MANS WORDS - Are a sober mans thoughts ...


TAGS: drunk mans words sober thoughts
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hazard559 - September 5, 2011, 3:13 pm
thats the truth dude !
Budog - September 4, 2011, 8:01 am
I love ya man, yous is my besht bud dude...
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:23 am
true word5...
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:34 am
I'm not sure why but... 5


FAMOUS LAST WORDS -


TAGS: famous last words b 52 carrier navy
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:31 pm
and let 'er rip! Good one Sniper


I met my soulmate she didn't. -


TAGS: six word stories miss met soulmate she
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

spacedog - August 4, 2014, 11:26 pm
Out5tanding.
Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 11:15 pm
The ugly truth...
Rick69 - August 4, 2014, 9:27 pm
Place the doll in a furnace, "There."
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 7:52 pm
Show me, on the doll, where it hurts.


A Beer In Hand -


TAGS: beer words wisdom fridge vintage
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:11 pm
hehehe... good one


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY -


TAGS: words of wisdom
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 3:16 am
this one is funny........5 pregnant X girlfriends.
Anything - March 9, 2010, 6:02 pm
Some kinda overused phrase...4l then.


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by rerun

Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun


Stupid Ideas -




GO F*** YOURSELF -


TAGS: words swearing
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 1:24 am
Times New Roman, Bold, 73+ size, variable kerning & tracking (damn font fetish). Ooor, just use AutoMotivator. It's why a lot of people's posters look like the original Despair, Inc. Demotivators.
Rick69 - January 22, 2012, 6:24 am
Really good poster; what font is this... it looks amazing for titles! :)
djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:04 pm
To both, thank you! :D
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 2:06 pm
good one
Zetmonk - January 13, 2012, 6:29 am
Nicely done!


LAST WORDS SPOKEN -


TAGS: last words
Rating: 4.65/5

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SKINNY JEANS -


TAGS: words
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by concern3

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:21 am
ALL jeans are "skinny jeans" if you have fat enough legs. ^_^
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 11:33 am
I'm sorry, I have to disagree; granted, not all heavy set women look good in skinny jeans, but neither do all skinny women. I mean seriously, you got to fill them out a bit!
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 5:01 pm
I ardy have......imagination is so vivid at times
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:59 pm
Taste. Go figure. Ha! He said figure. 5'd
Silverheart - December 7, 2014, 4:36 pm

I would love to see her out of those jeans (M-M-M-M)
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 8:43 am
Well, I just appreciate the scenery (luv big girls...M-M-M-M)


DEHUMANIZATION OF WOMEN -


TAGS: there oughtta be a word
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Bob D. Sailor - September 20, 2009, 11:42 pm
Still trying to get the taste of lasagne from last night out of my mouth.
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 10:17 pm
Sorry, Bob. It was meant to be a play on words, nothing more.
Bob D. Sailor - September 20, 2009, 9:53 pm
I just threw up in my mouth...
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 9:44 pm
OMG, a thoughtful debate on Motifake! Oops.


YOUR PRAYERS - Say them




BLASPHEMY... - It's Jesus Killing A T-Rex With A Sword


TAGS: jesus dinosaurs sword blasphemy
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 9, 2009, 2:18 pm
That's not blasphemy, that's a compliment. They aren't easy to kill with mere swords!


YOU SAY YES I SAY KNOW -


TAGS: words
Rating: 4.69/5

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DEADLY - A womans tongue.. like a sharp sword can kill with one blow.. but most women prefer torturing you with it first....


TAGS: asian samurai sword
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by flint

ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 10:57 am
Nice one!
jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 7:21 pm
oooh and us not forget the teases!
Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 5:27 pm

nice one!


PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE -




FAMOUS LAST WORDS - The last thing you will ever hear.


TAGS: famous last words pulp fiction ezekiel 25 17
Rating: 2.28/5

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Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 4:57 pm
Ezekiel 25:17 - "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them" - (KJV) Apparently the version in the poster is the QTV.
SeanieG123 - October 9, 2008, 2:01 am
nope, american sean. now known as SeanieG123 because i did not realize the name you put down was the name posted with the motifake
Sean - October 6, 2008, 12:16 pm
Is this by English Sean, perhaps?
Haarakkon - September 16, 2008, 10:16 pm
*I* don't think Marsellus Wallace is a bitch.
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:28 am
... with a big afro hairdo
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:27 am
only if spoken by Samuel L Jackson...
Ernie - September 16, 2008, 9:49 am
If that doesn't scare you sh*tless, I don't know what would?


CHARADES -


TAGS: two words sounds like seggagive
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:20 am
How about, "Hawk! Punch!" Wait, that's spelled H-A-R-K. Thought I had something.
tatespa - September 27, 2012, 10:48 am
Comeon boys, I know I'm REAL latem but it's Falcon PUNCH!!!!
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:50 pm

It kinda has become a tradition.
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:43 pm
Yes. You're sleeping through them again, aren't you?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:38 pm

Is it the holidays yet?
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:37 pm
@ rerun... Are you sure you didn't mean Manischewitz & some goose liver?
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:36 pm
Cocktails is only one word. Hm. Taxidermy Treat?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:35 pm
Duck Soup? You quack me up Aggy!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:33 pm
....l'orange
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:29 pm

it is getting close to dinner, maybe this is actually roast chicken in a burgendy wine marinade...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:27 pm
Boy, do I feel stupid with my guess. How humiliating.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:25 pm
Hawk Hooch?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:24 pm

bird soup, so obvious in its simplicity
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:19 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:18 pm
Peregrine Punch?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 6:50 pm
Falcon Aide....OH YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:47 pm
I thought we told you to not lick the windows on the bus ride home from school anymore!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
My hair tastes like blue! Bat Man touched me!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
Sure fat head, keep telling yourself that.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:43 pm
They protect me from the flying balloons and meaner kids who tease me.
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
Great airman, like aggy needs any bigger of a head... Mr. M is spending a fortune on custom sized baseball caps for him.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:19 pm
I'm sharp like that.
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:15 pm
boy, nothing gets by you
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:10 pm
Is it Falcon Aide?


AVENGER - I used to be an Avenger like you... ...until I took a sword through the chest.




Gilgamesh -


TAGS: anime fate stay night sword missile launcher
Rating: 3.18/5

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mihawk13 - May 10, 2011, 10:44 pm
It's from Fate/Stay Night, an anime about a war that takes place every so many years. Gilgamesh is statistically the most powerful warrior in the series. He's also a massive douchebag. I'd like to thank whoever made this though, you are my hero.
culos - February 14, 2011, 7:04 am
I'm proud to say that I haven't got a clue
mirage183 - February 14, 2011, 3:20 am
What is this pic from?


PREVENTION -




SUCH IS LIFE - Being a pezimist means always expecting to be out of candy




THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE -


TAGS: slip words dungeon goeth
Rating: 4.38/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:18 pm
Great one! Tell it like it is.


monkey sword fight -


TAGS: sword
Rating: 2.28/5

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malarkyalert - September 10, 2008, 12:40 pm
wow!! So are these thingd really going on? And where?


TEARS... -


TAGS: tear word heart express sketch
Rating: 3.95/5

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Hawamleh - April 24, 2012, 4:31 pm
Moving picture indeed, perhaps use it for another poster ?
Rick69 - April 24, 2012, 4:24 pm
... I see... My bad... I guess I got too carried away by the picture...
Hawamleh - April 24, 2012, 4:21 pm
1L. tsk tsk tsk #130276 a hall of famer too I think. check previous work before you submit stuff mate :)


CONSTANZA’S WORDS -


TAGS: s words steinfield
Rating: 3.58/5

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whatukno - December 22, 2009, 1:36 am
That was George Carlin.
GoForthAndDie - December 19, 2008, 5:03 pm
Wasn't that originally George Carlin's?


MERLIN IS A PIMP! - The ladies love his magic wand!


TAGS: merlin sword in the stone disney tinkerbell pinocchio sleeping beauty
Rating: 2.59/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 13, 2009, 12:10 pm
Sure,But what he did to young Arthur was unconscionable.
LogicDude - August 13, 2009, 12:03 pm
Cuz he's got the magic stick!


SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.


TAGS: swordsman swordmaster granney old women pwn owned cool powerful gransmother sword china
Rating: 2.29/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm
Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.
karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry


ECCENTRICITIES -




JUST LIKE A DROID -


TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

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Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am
Love it!!! 5L


GUNS - You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.




Passé -


TAGS: frogs french word play ballet
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 25, 2014, 10:50 pm
amen brother


Famous Last Words -


TAGS: famous last words fur hat
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 31, 2015, 5:17 pm
Thanks :))
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 4:57 pm
I always liked that pic. Good rendition.


HARASS -


TAGS: calendar dbl word harass decision
Rating: 4.95/5

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Mystique - April 13, 2012, 9:58 pm
I almost spit out my tea ... bustin out laughing... Well done.
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:18 am
I was exploring my inner Culos..
Sho - June 20, 2011, 10:54 pm
Brilliant
house - June 20, 2011, 6:34 pm
Kudos....5 pantie lines for you


Truth Love Faithful Respect -


TAGS: truth love faithful respect words
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - May 25, 2013, 10:35 am

Once again, you have set the bar high.


Honey- Do List -


TAGS: chores men wording accomplishments
Rating: 4.85/5

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ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:39 pm
Dish-rag subject matter - gotta love this!
MissPriss - August 29, 2014, 10:31 am
Sorry, but that would be considered a bubble bath...a luxury you take on your own time. Back to work slacker!
GaryO - August 29, 2014, 8:27 am
fine, but I wish, just once, the dishes would do me


MAY BREAK MY BONES -


TAGS: war words tank bones einstein
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 8:11 pm
Well said Neener.
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:59 pm
I'm in total agreement. 5s are nice, but true criticism pushes people to improve.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:57 pm
all fives either.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm
If that's your honest opinion then great! Thanks! You like it even more than I do and there's nothing wrong with that. If the quote were my own I would consider this a Five. I would never intentionally make a 1L poster but I can accept that they're not
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm
I fived it too. The tank shaped skeleton is awesome and that quote is probably true. During the Zombie Apocalpse aim for the head!
crankyhead - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm
I gave it a 5.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
To whoever gave this poster less than a 5... Thanks for your honesty. I appreciate the 5's and by no means do I want 1's, but this wouldn't get a 5 from me if someone else made it.


THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD -


TAGS: pen sword terry pratchett discworld
Rating: 4.61/5

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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 9:28 am
Terry Pratchett FTW! The man is the greatest literary genius of our age.
gas - January 22, 2012, 11:08 pm
too bad it's not mine.. :p
mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:16 am
clever one...


ARGUING -


TAGS: altercation wife last word mariand
Rating: 4.58/5

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Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am

Wife having last word implies that she, at some point, stops talking. 5Ls anyways
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 3:29 pm
I got the final word once. Nothing trumps "divorce!" Full custody for me, no visitation rights for you.
mariand - April 8, 2013, 12:34 pm
lol...thanks ;)
forseti - April 8, 2013, 12:26 pm
as a husband, I confirm officially. 5


GOAL-ORIENTATED -


TAGS: business corporate buzzwords
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
Damn good chuckle there. Well played.
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:45 pm
LOL!


RULES - You probably should have made nine of them.


TAGS: swords assignment jet li fight club
Rating: 4.55/5

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Woodywood03a - January 27, 2010, 10:13 pm
Sweet, very sweet
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 8:48 am
Now he's joining the dead club. LMAO!!! 5L
MustyK - January 13, 2010, 5:50 am
Love It.....5 L's.
R.S.Jake - January 11, 2010, 11:59 am
I'm sorry, BOTH movies?
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:56 pm
Excellent poster Pro, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 8:17 pm
5 Kobiasi's
Preacher Man - January 9, 2010, 7:44 pm
Hidden cameras? That explains the federal warrant and the angry mob!
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 7:03 pm
The cameras are a mandatory and integral part of the Motifake experience.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 7:02 pm
It's in the Motifake "terms and conditions," in REALLY small print.
Joshy8632 - January 9, 2010, 6:59 pm
You have camera's in my house? OH GOD!
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:57 pm
pff. You act like you don't know about the spy cameras.
Joshy8632 - January 9, 2010, 6:56 pm
I just watched BOTH of These movies the other day! Creepy.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:48 pm
Fuckin' brilliant! lol "Ain't no rule that says I can't fillet your ass!" 5/5
sickartist - January 9, 2010, 6:43 pm
There is always a loophole. 5L


PREPARE TO DIE -


TAGS: swords
Rating: 4.18/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 6, 2012, 10:50 am
Just wait for the crying match when some one gets a clout around the ear with the plastic sword


frack -




FAMOUS LAST WORDS - OK little fishy, smile and show me your teeth...




VIOLENCE -




RAINY DAYS - Beware of Ninjas




WHAT HAPPENS... - If this guy has to sneeze?




WORDS TO LIVE BY -


TAGS: word live life better worse
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - September 30, 2011, 7:44 am
great... 5 times thanks that you reminded me


FOUR LETTER WORDS - mary poppins was a better role model than you thought




WORLDIST - Australians aren’t racist we hate all cultures equally




THE LONELY SIDEKICK -




THOZ DAM WORDZ -




LOGIC -




BLONDE PRINTING -


TAGS: word
Rating: 2.44/5

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THE PERIODIC TABLE -


TAGS: words
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 25, 2016, 2:56 pm
Nice rework of some old jokes! LUUUUUUV IT!!!!! Spayed coffee and choked from laughing so hard.....^! Well done Cern, well done!
MissPriss - August 25, 2016, 11:45 am
wa wa waaaa!


She's Got Legs -


TAGS: words legs sex interpret
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:06 am

Sorry, had a little lapse of eloquence. Lack of blood to the brain, massive rush to *ahem* a lower extremity. 5nosebleeds!
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:24 am
Oh Cannabal thanks for the late night LOL moment.
Cannabal - November 13, 2013, 10:56 pm
Giggity.
MissPriss - November 13, 2013, 10:58 am
???
Silverheart - November 12, 2013, 10:59 pm

!!!


FAMOUS LAST WORDS -




PHRASE WORDS CORRECTLY - I said to my girlfriend ‘I think we should cut ties with each other’ The next day we had to go shopping together




WORDS - A shelter for the clever, and a trap for the naive.




IF SHE SPINS TOO FAST - will she get disoriented?


TAGS: pun play on words because she appears to be of orient descent
Rating: 4.19/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2011, 2:00 am
I believe the merry-go-round would be.
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:46 pm
very nice pun!


BASEBALL - The sport that brings us the phrases "sliding into home", "foul ball", "sacrifice fly" and "the 7th inning stretch"


TAGS: play on words
Rating: 3.78/5

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THE MAN WHO LOVED CAT DANCING - didn't know she was really a polecat




PUMP-KE-MONS - Gotta catch 'em all!


TAGS: pumpkin pokemon wordplay funny orange
Rating: 2.62/5

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Khatmonsuk - January 23, 2009, 12:04 pm
Gotta buy em' all*


A CURED HAM -


TAGS: words
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 3:02 pm
I've always been worried about finding one that was NOT "cured."
MissPriss - January 4, 2015, 5:25 pm
Nope, but I'm throwing out the one in my fridge now.
mizzdizz - January 3, 2015, 9:44 am
YES! Glad I'm not alone! You are sick and twisted! I like that. 5 laughing lions
Oldsod - January 3, 2015, 7:01 am
...I will now...


COMMON SENSE - Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.




The Energizer Bunny -


TAGS: words
Rating: 4.9/5

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Silverheart - January 19, 2015, 4:53 pm

Zzzzzziing! Love it.
kirill - January 18, 2015, 5:37 am
5
mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 2:06 am
They ruined his buzz!
Oldsod - January 16, 2015, 2:29 pm
YE5!!!!!!


WORDS OF WISDOM -




FEELINGS -




JOKES -


TAGS: a picture is worth a 1000 words cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

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Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 1:22 am
Don't get me started
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 1:07 am
Not going where, Cubby? Left or right?


THINK TWICE, SPEAK ONCE - One is sooner able to prevent the sun from setting than to take back hurtful words spoken in anger.




word origins -


TAGS: word origins charity
Rating: 4.44/5

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BobbEdwards - September 29, 2013, 1:04 pm
Fanta5tic
chickenlittle - September 29, 2013, 11:34 am
Thank you, ug!! :)
ughomer - September 29, 2013, 10:47 am
Terrific!
chickenlittle - September 29, 2013, 9:51 am
Thanks cynic, I really appreciate the comment! I'm having so much fun making these :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 29, 2013, 1:24 am
LMAO! 5L I will *cherish* this poster always.


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